They’re not ‘errors’ if the numbers were falsified for agenda-shoving purposes.

School board beeyatch-slapped the school. Kid can go for it.

At least one teacher there (probably one of his too) has all sorts of Democrat agenda-shoving stuff on their vehicles (parked on school property), wears Democrat agenda-shoving buttons/t-shirts, etc….. stuff on classroom walls, etc.

Fitch downgraded US long-term debt from AAA to AA+.

A few minutes later, Sec. Yellen went off on the ratings service.

A few minutes after that, President Dementia flat-out officially blamed OrangeManBad for everything.

A few minutes after that, the distraction from the downgrade….. Supposedly, there’s been an active shooter in The US Senate complex.

Nudge.

Supposedly, the entirety of the event will be live-streamed on BookFace and SkrooToob.

Supposedly.

I betcha both will have ‘unexpected major technical issues’ all three days for the exact to-the-minute broadcast times, but those ‘unexpected technical issues’ will be present only at and around the immediate area of the venue.

Nudge.

Transmania…. That’s where Dragula is from. Lives in Bran Cathle.

:-)

I had to. Can’t stop myself.

Nice.

:-D

I can has two questions:

Uno: Who gets the purchase money ?

Dos: Aren’t the islands considered evidence Exhibit A ?

IMHO….. The system is being destroyed (by the Democrats and ICR2P/W.E F.) to mandate as fast as possible, a single-source CBDC - Central Bank Digital Currency - cash will be felony-level illegal - for full and complete totalitarian control over every single aspect of every citizens’ (subjects) lives.

Tool up. It’s coming.

R.O.E. : The Califailure National Guard and Califailure Highway Patrol are hereby ordered to stop, by any and all means necessary, including lethal force, any and all business owners/employees and citizens from defending their businesses, properties and selves from any and all unfortunate transient or other persons with narcotics and other addiction issues, plus any and all unfortunate transient persons with alcohol intake issues. The unfortunate persons are not to be detained for any reason, as they represent the heart of San Francisco and Califailure.

/snark

But I betcha dollars to donuts that’s what actually occurs.

The kid: “I Have a Right to wear a shirt with those five words. This Right is The First Amendment !”

Git-r-done, son !

From 2015……

Woman Blinded Herself Using Drain Cleaner To Fulfill Her Life-Long Dream Of Being Disabled

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/woman-blinds-herself-on-purpose-with-drain-cleaner/

Inappropriate snark follows:

She did it to get a handicap parking tag for her car and th…..

;-)

I call it, ‘Styrofoam Container And Plastic Drinking Straw Appreciation Day’.

;-)

Law enforcement’s gonna run out of arrest/booking system bandwidth when all the Democrats involved are brought in.

:-)

….. and yeah, held under the exact same NDAA provisions the J6’ers are now.

Signature….. That’s the bank which closed President Trump’s accounts and ordered him/his family and businesses to take the money elsewhere.

I believe that.

I also believe Jeffrey Epstein, Vince Foster, Seth Rich, et al, committed suicide.

I believe there’s absolutely nothing cognitively amiss with both the current president and junior senator from Pennsylvania.

/snark

They’re still calling it a ‘leak’…. Riiiiiiiiight.

The only ‘turmoil’ should be the cacophony of perp-walks starring magistrates, judges and justices being removed from the bench and charged with violations of their oaths, plus constitutional and citizens rights violations vis-a-vis upholding, protecting and defending The Second Amendment.

PS…… Memo to The Associated Press: Please stop whining, eliminate the hand-wringing, lose the pearl-clutching and back-off the Democrat agenda-shoving support. If rights go south, they go south for everybody, not just those you disagree with.

Two more freight derailments today.

Montgomery, Texas and Enoree, South Carolina.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/02/developing-emergency-officials-responding-two-train-derailments-one-south-carolina-another-texas-video/

Dass mye guvernator, git-r-done !

:-D

For a minute or so, I honestly thought that headline (and subsequent article) was a Babylon Bee offering, or Mr. Turley simply being his own snarkeriffically great writer.