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    I can has two questions:

    Uno: Who gets the purchase money ?

    Dos: Aren’t the islands considered evidence Exhibit A ?

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      IMHO….. The system is being destroyed (by the Democrats and ICR2P/W.E F.) to mandate as fast as possible, a single-source CBDC - Central Bank Digital Currency - cash will be felony-level illegal - for full and complete totalitarian control over every single aspect of every citizens’ (subjects) lives.

      Tool up. It’s coming.

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        R.O.E. : The Califailure National Guard and Califailure Highway Patrol are hereby ordered to stop, by any and all means necessary, including lethal force, any and all business owners/employees and citizens from defending their businesses, properties and selves from any and all unfortunate transient or other persons with narcotics and other addiction issues, plus any and all unfortunate transient persons with alcohol intake issues. The unfortunate persons are not to be detained for any reason, as they represent the heart of San Francisco and Califailure.

        /snark

        But I betcha dollars to donuts that’s what actually occurs.

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          The kid: “I Have a Right to wear a shirt with those five words. This Right is The First Amendment !”

          Git-r-done, son !

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            From 2015……

            Woman Blinded Herself Using Drain Cleaner To Fulfill Her Life-Long Dream Of Being Disabled

            https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/woman-blinds-herself-on-purpose-with-drain-cleaner/

            Inappropriate snark follows:

            She did it to get a handicap parking tag for her car and th…..

            ;-)

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              I call it, ‘Styrofoam Container And Plastic Drinking Straw Appreciation Day’.

              ;-)

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                Law enforcement’s gonna run out of arrest/booking system bandwidth when all the Democrats involved are brought in.

                :-)

                ….. and yeah, held under the exact same NDAA provisions the J6’ers are now.

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                  Signature….. That’s the bank which closed President Trump’s accounts and ordered him/his family and businesses to take the money elsewhere.

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                    I believe that.

                    I also believe Jeffrey Epstein, Vince Foster, Seth Rich, et al, committed suicide.

                    I believe there’s absolutely nothing cognitively amiss with both the current president and junior senator from Pennsylvania.

                    /snark

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                      They’re still calling it a ‘leak’…. Riiiiiiiiight.

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                        The only ‘turmoil’ should be the cacophony of perp-walks starring magistrates, judges and justices being removed from the bench and charged with violations of their oaths, plus constitutional and citizens rights violations vis-a-vis upholding, protecting and defending The Second Amendment.

                        PS…… Memo to The Associated Press: Please stop whining, eliminate the hand-wringing, lose the pearl-clutching and back-off the Democrat agenda-shoving support. If rights go south, they go south for everybody, not just those you disagree with.

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                            Dass mye guvernator, git-r-done !

                            :-D

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                              For a minute or so, I honestly thought that headline (and subsequent article) was a Babylon Bee offering, or Mr. Turley simply being his own snarkeriffically great writer.

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                                Mr. Nudgestein can’t stop laughing.

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                                  Ahhhhhh, my state never ceases to amaze.

                                  Snarkified thought:

                                  Dude shoulda chewed his ‘finger-gun’ into the shape of a Pop Tart…. No harm, no foul then, right ?

                                  ;-)

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                                      Same link as the initial, article was updated - expect additional.

                                      Well, that didn’t take long. Tis’ officially requested by Armenia: Help us Obi-Wan Putin, you’re our only hope.

                                      An official appeal to the Russian Federation in order to implement the provisions of the Treaty of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance, as well as to the Collective Security Treaty Organization….

                                      Looks like Azerbaijan won the coin toss for tapping The Biden Crime Family on the shoulder, saying ‘Hey… Pssssst… Remember us ?… We’re making an offer you can’t refuse. Bend over.’

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                                        Snark or real ?

                                        1. Neither side will admit to firing first and are accusing each other. (So far, real. The next two…… well…… I wouldn’t put anything whatsoever past the media and our Democrats.)

                                        2. Both sides are blaming Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos, OrangeManBad and global warming.

                                        3. Both sides are also claiming a minority ownership stake in The Biden Crime Family and are both demanding at least $1 trillion in emergency funding.

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                                          The Democrats are scared schmitteless about two things.

                                          1. The pendulum swinging in the opposite direction from them even in the slightest, and they’ll do anything - a n y t h i n g - to stop that from occurring, because of…..

                                          2. An armed citizenry alert, aware and on point to uphold, protect and defend.

                                          It’s coming.