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    Dass mye guvernator, git-r-done !


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      For a minute or so, I honestly thought that headline (and subsequent article) was a Babylon Bee offering, or Mr. Turley simply being his own snarkeriffically great writer.

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        Mr. Nudgestein can’t stop laughing.

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          Ahhhhhh, my state never ceases to amaze.

          Snarkified thought:

          Dude shoulda chewed his ‘finger-gun’ into the shape of a Pop Tart…. No harm, no foul then, right ?


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              Same link as the initial, article was updated - expect additional.

              Well, that didn’t take long. Tis’ officially requested by Armenia: Help us Obi-Wan Putin, you’re our only hope.

              An official appeal to the Russian Federation in order to implement the provisions of the Treaty of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance, as well as to the Collective Security Treaty Organization….

              Looks like Azerbaijan won the coin toss for tapping The Biden Crime Family on the shoulder, saying ‘Hey… Pssssst… Remember us ?… We’re making an offer you can’t refuse. Bend over.’

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                Snark or real ?

                1. Neither side will admit to firing first and are accusing each other. (So far, real. The next two…… well…… I wouldn’t put anything whatsoever past the media and our Democrats.)

                2. Both sides are blaming Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos, OrangeManBad and global warming.

                3. Both sides are also claiming a minority ownership stake in The Biden Crime Family and are both demanding at least $1 trillion in emergency funding.

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                  The Democrats are scared schmitteless about two things.

                  1. The pendulum swinging in the opposite direction from them even in the slightest, and they’ll do anything - a n y t h i n g - to stop that from occurring, because of…..

                  2. An armed citizenry alert, aware and on point to uphold, protect and defend.

                  It’s coming.

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                    This is why you 1) keep your doors locked, 2) in-home carry, and 3) don’t talk to the p.o.s., just make sure when you shoot that the waste of space and air is facing you, or bad bad bad legal jojo is gonna come raining down on your head.

                    A fourth thing is highly recommended for your home: A video system.

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                      Dems Weaponize the IRS to Silence Critics

                      Dems Weaponize the IRS to Eliminate Critics

                      There. Fixed it for you.

                      Tool up. It’s coming.

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                        Initially appointed to the federal bench in 2007 by then-President George W. Bush, Judge Glenn Thomas Suddaby is currently the Chief Judge of the United States District Court for the Northern District of New York.

                        NY State’s “Concealed Carry Improvement Act (CCIA)” basically eliminates 99% of the state from permissible/approved concealed carry areas - of course what is now permissible is only allowed with a government-issued permit….. and with the permit application, a citizen is now required to provide all - as in every single one - of their ‘social media’ accounts identifications, which will be meticulously checked by ‘the state’ for any - and that means any, even one - offering of dissent from the state’s (thoroughly-typical treasonous Democrat) agenda. Any found - even one - is full grounds for concealed-carry permit denial….. and more than likely said citizen will be placed on a list of….. yeah.

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                          Dear Thoroughly Typical Treasonous Democrats:

                          Do you want to start “it” ?….. Because that’s how YOU start “it”.


                          Guess Who

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                            There was another mass shooting in Indiana yesterday.

                            1 dead, 4 wounded.


                            PS….. On the mall event, Simon Properties, the biggest mall owner on the planet, is as anti-2A as it gets, with every location a posted ‘gun-free zone’, will more than likely demand L.E. arrest the citizen for felony trespassing, violating mall rules by having an evil scary-lookin’ toy that goes bang with him….. if L.E. won’t, then more than likely Simon Properties will sue the citizen for endangering the lives of everyone in the mall. Either way, they’ll also more than likely ban the citizen for life from all their properties.

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                              Guaranteed: The thoroughly typical (redacted percentages) p.o.s. criminals will undoubtedly lawyer-up and sue the homeowner for ‘violating their civil rights’.

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                                …..and every respondent in the affirmative to the poll, their info - no matter how little identifying items there are, or the pollsters ‘guaranteeing full anonymity’ - nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more - the respondents in the affirmative, their data has been forwarded directly to the thoroughly typical treasonous Democrats in the administration, specifically DoJ, DHS and all ‘blue’ state governor’s offices.

                                But that can’t happen here…… No…… Never.

                                Tool up, it’s coming.

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                                  The last paragraph of the ruling.


                                  It should have led off in big bold font.


                                  IT’S THE BILL OF RIGHTS, NOT THE BILL OF NEEDS.


                                  (c) The constitutional right to bear arms in public for self-defense is not “a second-class right, subject to an entirely different body of rules than the other Bill of Rights guarantees.” McDonald, 561 U. S., at 780 (plurality opinion). The exercise of other constitutional rights does not require individuals to demonstrate to government officers some special need. The Second Amendment right to carry arms in public for self-defense is no different. New York’s proper-cause requirement violates the Fourteenth Amendment by preventing law-abiding citizens with ordinary self-defense needs from exercising their right to keep and bear arms in public.

                                  Needless to say, the typical Democrats, RINO’s and 99.999% of media are freaking out.

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                                    A United States Congressman’s chief of staff repeatedly vandalizes a United States Congresswoman’s office.

                                    On camera every time, he doesn’t disguise who he is.

                                    Destruction of federal property and several other charges should be levied for each time, except there’s one small problem: The federal protection service, department of justice and capitol police refuse to do anything about it.

                                    Take a guess why.

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                                      Doors were routinely left unlocked in direct violation of the Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District’s school safety directive.

                                      The door to classroom 1112 (one of two classrooms where the shooting took place) could not be locked because the steel plate on the frame did not line up with the door’s bolt mechanism.

                                      Uvalde school district police and other officials appeared to be unaware that the door to classroom 1112 could not be locked.

                                      And the most damning of all:

                                      The shooter entered the school through the unlocked south door and walked directly to the classroom with the malfunctioning lock.

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                                        The big remaining questions…… a) Why are the Uvalde PD and the city itself refusing to release any of the schools’ surveillance or PD bodycam video ? — and — b) Are they not cooperating with state and other investigations, because PD did open fire inside and the “gunman” wasn’t the only one taking out ki…… Naaaaaaaaaaah. It can’t happen here.

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                                          Amazon Launches By-Invitation-Only Based Ordering

                                          Right now, it’s for high-demand with low inventory and back-ordered items.

                                          Here comes the nudge…..

                                          Give it a few months, close to the elections or just after and because of the elections…..

                                          Do you support the LGBTQ, BLM and murdering babies (‘pro-choice’) movements ?

                                          Are you fully vaccinated and boosted for The Kung Flu AND Monkeypox ?

                                          Are you a registered thoroughly typical Democrat ?

                                          Are you for the complete elimination of The Constitution of The United States and Bill of Rights, especially the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 10th amendments, along with by-force confiscation of anything that could be considered a weapon from all so-called ‘patriots’ and their like-minded bitterly-clinging hate-mongering racists ?

                                          Answer ‘no’ to any one of those and the other 26 similar questions on log-in, not only will you be unable to purchase anything on Amazon, but your account will be terminated and you will be banned from even viewing the Amazon website.

                                          It’s coming.