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    Mr. Bloomberg, sir, some advice:

    1. Body armor. Top-to-bottom, double-layer, capable of withstanding ‘self-inflicted’ triple-taps to the head.

    2. Never travel by yourself or ever be alone for any reason. Yes, sir, including the bathroom.

    3. Food taster. Even for fully pre-packaged items.

    4. A thoroughly vetted st…………

    Never mind, Mr. Bloomberg. Just kidding. You’ll be fine.

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      Hmm. I don’t believe the Clinton rumor. It seems more likely an intentional leak (of false info) to distract everyone from Bernie winning N.H. and that leak of Bloomberg’s race-focused remarks.

      If I’m wrong and it’s true, oh my.