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    Help wanted. Immediate hiring. No experience necessary.

    Permanent, full-time employment opportunity, full medical, dental, optical and other benefits paid, including 100% retirement pay after 20 years of service.

    Your state, county and local governments are seeking Constitutional Rights Violators.

    The only pre-requisites for employment consideration: A total hatred of and active desire to eliminate individual rights, freedoms, and liberties granted under The Constitution of The United States and Bill of Rights for all bitter clingers and so-called ‘patriots’, with additional individuals to follow after all the aforementioned are ‘taken care of 100%’.

    Salary and additional compensation based on dedication to The Democrat Party, ‘Green’ environmental systems, adherence to a Vegitarian and/or Vegan lifestyle, along with other basically anti-American beliefs. Extra employment opportunity points given for ‘minority’ status, non-binary-gender classification, driving any ‘green’ vehicle (Prius, etc.) or Subaru (any model) or Volkswagen Beetle. Colored/multi-colored hair, tattoos, body piercings and other physical enhancements are not an issue for employment consideration.

    Job title: Contact Tracer and/or Disease Investigator.

    Job description: You’ll work directly with the best-of-the-best Constitutional-Rights-Violators in the corporate world - Google, Apple, Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, Amazon, Microsoft and others, plus many elected and appointed officials in The Democrat Party to obtain all personal data, along with video and audio of individual Americans for use against their status as a law-abiding citizen ; Forwarding all collected and properly sorted data and other items to your supervisors ; Determining if a ‘red flag’ event is in order (if any of your subjects ever filled out a federal form 4473, a fully certified ‘red flag order’ for a zero-dark-thirty no-knock law enforcement visit will be automatically generated) ; Along with other duties assigned to nudge and shove The Democrat Party agenda “Forward !”.