I gotta….. Can’t stop myself from commenting thusly:

“Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town [of Minneapolis]…. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped…. The time has come to act, and act fast…. I’m leaving.”

—and—

“Gentlemen, gentlemen, let’s not let anger rule the day !” [Waving Bible] “As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say !”

[A hole is shot through the Bible; the Reverend turns to Bart the town…]

“Son Minneapolis, you’re on your own.”

;-)