Former Ukrainian Army Chief Valery Zaluzhny Decided To Commit Suicide Today By Wrapping Himself In A Carpet Remnant, Then Triple-Tapping Himself In The Back Of The Head With A .50 Caliber Bolt-Action Rifle, And After That, Hand-Writing A Suicide Note. Lastly, He Dumped His Own Wrapped Body In Fortski Mahrsee Park. The Suicide Note Reads Only, ‘Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’.
Probable Headline Tomorrow:
Former Ukrainian Army Chief Valery Zaluzhny Decided To Commit Suicide Today By Wrapping Himself In A Carpet Remnant, Then Triple-Tapping Himself In The Back Of The Head With A .50 Caliber Bolt-Action Rifle, And After That, Hand-Writing A Suicide Note. Lastly, He Dumped His Own Wrapped Body In Fortski Mahrsee Park. The Suicide Note Reads Only, ‘Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’.
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