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    R.O.E. : The Califailure National Guard and Califailure Highway Patrol are hereby ordered to stop, by any and all means necessary, including lethal force, any and all business owners/employees and citizens from defending their businesses, properties and selves from any and all unfortunate transient or other persons with narcotics and other addiction issues, plus any and all unfortunate transient persons with alcohol intake issues. The unfortunate persons are not to be detained for any reason, as they represent the heart of San Francisco and Califailure.

    /snark

    But I betcha dollars to donuts that’s what actually occurs.