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    A young polar bear is talking with his dad.

    “Hey dad, am I 100% polar bear ?”

    “Of course, son, you’re 100% polar bear. I’m 100% polar bear, your mom’s 100% polar bear, her parents and my parents, 100% polar bear….. Why’d you ask ?”

    “I’m effing freezing !”

    ;-)