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    This is unintentionally hilarious:

    Jim Roth, the school’s dean, sent the perpetrator a letter informing him of his expulsion in mid November. The culprit, who remains anonymous, was serving a prior suspension for his Tinder profile, which stated a preference for a girl who “hasn’t been with a black guy.”

    The anti-constitutionalists inhabiting the Oklahoma City University administration had it in for this poor fellow. First he expressed Bad Thoughts on a non-campus private dating service, so he got suspended. Then he expressed Even More Bad Thoughts with the flyers. (Though of course they would have been Very Good Thoughts if the flyer said “It’s Okay to Be Asian” or “It’s Okay to be Black.” It’s important to get all this straight. I mean, non-binary.)

    Because Oklahoma City University is a private school, it might even get away with it. But now anyone worried that xie’s Private Thoughts might be viewed as Bad Thoughts at some point in the future knows to stay away.

    Next up in a not-so-distant future: The culprit, who remains anonymous, was serving a prior suspension for his Tinder profile, which stated a preference for a girl who “wasn’t previously a guy.”